Stoners are a unique breed. Whether you're a marijuana enthusiast or just friends with one, these hilarious stoned texts are relatable. They've shared mind-blowing thoughts and theories, but also revealed the downside of smoking too much. For a good laugh or a warning about what not to text after a few tokes, the funniest stoner texts are insightful. You'll learn that texting your significant other while high might not be the best idea - unless you want to reveal your true feelings about breakfast cereal. These stoned texts might even lead to a great scientific discovery or teach you how to be more zen. Vote up the best ones below.
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