20 Supposedly Fun Things That Actually Kind Of Suck

Wait an hour in a freezing outdoor line. You can buy bad, $30 cocktails and creepy men who only talk about bottle service approach you.

Splitting a check fourteen ways is hell. You cannot talk to anyone except those right beside you.

Pay hundreds of dollars to get nearly trampled to death in a sweaty human pit, barely seeing the artist you paid to see.

You spend ninety-eight percent of the day cold and uncomfortable while losing money. These boots do not work for walking.

Wake us up when something occurs.

Another off-key Backstreet Boys show? That is a revolution.

So much work, so many dishes. You get a meal that never tastes as good as it should.

Why should I be paid for this?

I don't know what is worse: getting eaten by bugs or having to poop in a hole.

Stay on the couch. Everyone thinks you are weird. Five more hours of this remain.

Option A: Spend forever browsing instead of buying. Waste time swearing you only look this way because of the lights. Option B: Buy things, regret them fast, and feel guilty.

Dance like no one is watching, but everyone is watching. The required movement plus the feeling of not being good enough quickly tires you out.

Time never passes this slowly.

Who called this trail 'moderate'? It is a fun way to learn to climb both ways uphill.is.A thing.

Spend most of the day waiting in line for two minutes of thrilling sickness.

Sand. Sunburn. Seaweed. And endless sitting.

It feels odd and frustrating, yet mind-numbingly boring all at once.

Attending a party as an adult is stressful enough. You must come up with a last-minute costume that isn't cat ears or what everyone else does that year.

One hour of rule explanation, only to be told, 'You'll get it when we start playing' (you won't). The loss still angers you.

Lots of plaques show fine print about old things you cannot even touch.