Get ready to laugh with this list of teacher jokes, puns, and one-liners. Sharpen your number 2 pencils and write your name on your Scantrons. We wish school had less homework, and maybe fewer teachers - but that's just a joke. To poke fun at teacher stereotypes, we created this list of jokes. If you're a teacher, don't worry - we're just kidding. Students need something to cut loose from all the rules and homework. We're sure you can sympathize and have fun reading these funny teacher jokes too. Vote up your favorites in the list below, then check out the funniest jokes for teens.
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The teacher says, "Spit your gum out." The train replies, "Chew, chew!"
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