Cringey Celebrity Myspace Profiles Still Out There

Tom Hardy was the Selfie King of Myspace. His page featured semi-nude photos with captions like, "x i’m cooking a turkey yo x x."Tom Hardy was the Selfie King of Myspace. His page featured semi-nude photos with captions like, "x i’m cooking a turkey yo x x."Tom Hardy stated he used Myspace to find "serious relationships, friends, and networking." His About Me section scared off potential interests: "My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult. Left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor." The page was deleted.My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult. Left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor. The page has been deleted.

Kim Kardashian is a celebrity now. In the early 2000s, she was a girl who loved pink and princess themes. Her Myspace URL was /kimsaprincess/, her username was Princess Kimberly, and her quote was "I'm a princess and you're not so there!". Kim used Comic Sans MS, featured Ray J in her Top 8, and used Pimp-My-Profile.com to make her page pink.Kim Kardashian appears in the list 'Cringey Celebrity Myspace Profiles Still Out There'.Princess Kimberly, the username, and the quote "I'm a princess and you're not so there!" prove Kim's style. Kim used Comic Sans MS, had Ray J in her Top 8, and used Pimp-My-Profile.com to pink-ify her page. Kanye's reaction remains unknown.

Bow down to 2008.Kesha.Kesha's Myspace page is gold. These are the best gems.

Jeffree Star loved pink and neon colors even in the early 2000s. Jeffree Star did not learn how to craft perfect brows until much later.

Kendall Jenner is an international model, muse, and cool girl. Her devoted fashion following questions her old Myspace profile. It featured a thermal-filtered profile picture and a cringe URL: /horsegirlkj. Horsegirl??? HORSEGIRL???

Taylor Swift.Taylor Swift's old Myspace profile shows realness. She could have been a Top 8 BFF in high school. Swift posted several first-gen selfies with serious "Myspace angles." Swift also commented heavily on other pages. The most embarrassing/amazing comment was:“I read your complaining comment about how your not on abilgails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHA (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow, I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave.”

Nicki Minaj.Nicki Minaj's style improved since her Myspace days. Her old profile was very pink, covered in polaroid photos of Minaj in unfortunate outfits.

This throwback Jonas Brothers shot brings back memories. Before being heartthrobs, Joe, Nick, and Kevin were uncool. They took aerial photos to capture baggy jeans, armbands, and odd gelled hairdos. They learned a lot since then.

Katy Perry.: so cool now, so embarrassing then. Katy Perry's Myspace bio read, "She called Beverly Hills "Beverly Hillz," adding a "z."

Ariana Grande struggles to look cringey. Still, she pushed fashion limits. This old Myspace photo shows her wearing low-top Converse, a flouncy dress, and a crown. This look might have been popular in the early 2000s, but now it looks old.

Lana Del Rey was before she became Lana Del Rey.Lizzie GrantShe had a dream and a Myspace music page. She made rookie errors, like using "Lizzie Grant" for both her username and personal quote. Her interests included poison, motorcycles, Britney Spears, and morphine. So Lana.

The best part about...Aubrey Plaza'sOld Myspace page proves she hasn't changed. Her About Me section states, "I am also an old hag that lurks in caves and your dreams," and she mentions wanting to meet "Judy Garland, a real hag." She likes the word hag, and she still does. We like her for it.

Harry StylesHarry Styles was a baby when Myspace peaked. His profile showed innocence: his main picture featured him and his parents. He wrote that the person he wanted most to meet was "SUPERMAN!!!" His heart melted.