Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a place of wonder and growth, where students form lifelong friendships under the guidance of iconic professors like Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape. But even the most beloved educators aren't immune to roasting. Harry Potter fans online have some sharp words for them, and whether you love or loathe a particular professor, chances are they've been thoroughly skewered on social media. Browse these wizarding roasts and vote up your favorites!
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Obi Wan and Dumbledore both rolled over and died when they faced a powerful foe, letting some teenagers handle the mess.
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Dumbledore calculated the
Choose the exact Defense number.
Against Dark of points.
Gryffindor Arts needs
Teachers: to win the cup:pic.twitter.com/vpZkQADaQX80 - 5
Gilderoy Lockhart was 28 when he taught Harry, Ron, Hermione & co. That adds a whole other dimension to his character. He acts like a privileged dudebro riding on other people's coattails, not a middle-aged man on an ego trip.
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Dumbledore, completely wasted: I should have known you’d be here, Professor McGonagall.
Some random cat:70 - 9
Harry Potter: I’m depressed.
Dumbledore: Your parents died when you were a baby. Cedric and your godfather were killed in front of you. A homicidal maniac is trying to kill you. I get it.
Harry: Yeah.
Dumbledore: So I need you to go on a deadly quest to find some soul trinkets.67 - 10
Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire says: Hey kids, welcome to the Death Olympics! I invited my friends—the French and the Nazis. Ask your new teacher, who is visibly drunk, if you need help.
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-Taps microphone-
Severus Snape was a horrible person.
-Alarms go off-
Even though he may have done some good things,
-Security runs up to the stage-
that doesn’t excuse him from being abusive to CHILDREN.
-Is forcefully escorted away-
He tried to poison Neville’s toad.65 - 12
FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: We all know there are four kid types: brave, smart, evil, and miscellaneous.
SCHOOL BOARD: Yes, continue.61 - 1356
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People say the worst part of Harry Potter is the long camping bit in the woods. Actually, it’s when Hagrid explains there are 29 knuts to a sickle and 17 sickles to a galleon. That currency system is absurd dogshit.
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STOP talking shit about different#Hogwartsprofessors
McGonagall is FIERCE.
Dumbledore is THOUGHTFUL.
Flitwick is DEXTROUS.
Hagrid is PASSIONATE.
Snape
Sprout is RESOURCEFUL.54 - 17
Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers ranked:
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3. matter
4. they're
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6. problematic
7. Umbridge52 - 18
Defense against the Dark Arts students when Dolores Umbridge taught them.https://t.co/ncausBIT6C
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