20 Favorite Spicy Tweets With Unexpected Twists

Our new hire fixed a long-standing bug for a user before joining.

He then breathed a sigh of relief. He submitted his two weeks' notice. WTF??

My son came downstairs after we tucked him in last night. He heard "gorilla sounds" from our bedroom. I never thought we would have 'the talk' this soon. I sat him down and told him about irritable bowel syndrome.

I got a notification: my Lyft Driver is deaf. Text him anything. I texted him, "Thanks for the ride." He turned around. "No problem, bro. You can talk to me. I just say I'm deaf so passengers don't talk to me."This is the picture link for 'Driver Is Deaf' in the list '20 Favorite Spicy Tweets With Unexpected Twists'.

I am with the kindergarteners today. One child says, "My daddy behind you." I laugh, thinking she plays around because her dad is probably working. I ask where her dad works. She replies, "He's in heaven."This is the picture link for 'Daddy Behind You' in the list '20 Favorite Spicy Tweets With Unexpected Twists'.

I convinced my 44-year-old therapist to tell her husband he dislikes her Instagram posts. She left the session feeling empowered. She realized she cannot make me better, but I can make us both worse.

At the beach today, a woman yelled at me, "Don't look at my husband." I yelled back, "Ma'am, I am gay. He just has too much sunscreen on his face."

Grindr is the best place to find a husband. It is someone else's husband, but there are many people there.

Therapist: A lot of my clients feel that way right now.

Me: Okay, rank us.