Weed and jokes are a winning combo. When they come together, you're in for a great time with friends or a hilarious solo session. Many comedians use cannabis in their stand-up sets, but you don't need to be stoned to find the humor in these jokes. Smoking a plant and then binge-watching The Wizard of Oz while munching on Spicy Nacho Doritos can be a pretty funny way to spend a Saturday afternoon. This list is packed with funny weed jokes to share with your stoner friends. Bookmark this page and vote for the ones that make you laugh the hardest. If you're already stoned, these jokes will likely be 10 times funnier!
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The drunk driver runs it. The stoned driver waits for the light to turn green.
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Wash your bong more often than your dishes to know you are a true stoner!
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First, they had to case the joint.
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