Wonka Candies Ranked: Try Them?

The classic Wonka Bar sells well. Perhaps it holds a golden ticket leading to a big adventure. Does this taste better than local chocolate?

Drink your favorite beverage from a sugary teacup. The Yellow Flower Teacup acts like a bread bowl, but it is candy.

The Everlasting Gobstopper acts like a regular Gobstopper. You chew it for a year; it never loses flavor. Rumor says bite it, and all your teeth fall out. Is endless flavor worth losing your teeth if you don't stop chomping?

This drink made characters float until they nearly hit the fan, nearly decapitating them. Then they burped. This fizzy drink lets you fly and burp in public without trouble.

Who doesn't like giant gummy bears hanging from a forest candy room? These huge gummy bears break all farming rules.

Lickable Wallpaper is exactly what it sounds like: wallpaper you can lick off the wall. Do you want to risk licking germs and dirt? That choice is yours; it could be an adventure.

Wonka Gum gives you a three-course meal: tomato soup, roast beef, and a baked potato, ending with blueberry pie. It turns you into a 10-foot blueberry. Take the chance, though.

A golden goose judges which Golden Egg is good. Good eggs ship out. Bad eggs, like Veruca Salt's, go to the 'bad egg' disposal. Want a shot at the geese's judgment? This candy is for you!

This tiny chocolate gives you the feelings of going out—good and bad. Wild? Call an ex? Confused? All that happens in this chocolate. Anyone eating a Big Night Out passes out.

This is the Chocolate River Augustus Gloop slurped from and fell into. Seeing him go down that tube is scary, but it feels like a tasty flirt with death.

Eating a Delayed Hover Choc makes you levitate. Get a way down, or you float away! At least it tastes good.

If you have bald spots or patchy hair, try the Hair Repair Eclair. Eating this, made with Manila vanilla, causes luscious, perfect hair growth. A hairless cat gets a new fur coat too. Eat fewer than three, though; you will become a gorilla.

Remember the 2005 film scene? Mike Teavee smashed a candy Goo-Gilled Gourd just for fun. This is that gourd. We would have said, 'Son, please,' in a tired voice if we saw that vandalism.

This toffee needs improvement. About thirty minutes after eating, hair starts growing. An Oompa Loompa tried one; he ended up looking like Cousin It from the Addams Family. Perhaps that suits you.