Real Meaning Behind 20 Annoying Job Phrases

Work in a fast-paced setting means this.You effectively do the work of three people.

Wear many hats means this.You will do the work of an entire department.

Be your own boss means this.This is an.This is an MLM scam.Run. Run far away.

We're like a family here means this.You will be forced to work unpaid overtime and never see your family.

We're looking for a self-starter means this.You are pretty much on your own, pal.

Must be a team player means this.We do not seek new ideas or individual thoughts.

Entry-level position means this.We offer entry-level pay while still requiring five years of experience.

Upload your resume means this.You spend an hour filling out everything manually after registering for a website you will never visit again.

Salary depends on experience means this.No matter your experience, it won't get you to the top pay range.

We're looking for a rock star means this.Obey every company whim; that is what rock and roll is all about, baby!

Unlimited vacation time means this.You will never actually use it.

Must be able to hit the ground running means this.You face intense scrutiny from day one.

Applications must include a cover letter means this.Beg for this job by writing a letter nobody will read.

Bring your passion to means this.Fake enthusiasm for the most dull thing imaginable.

Must have a good sense of humor means this.You become the butt of all the jokes, but they fire you instantly if you speak up.

We offer a competitive salary means this.The salary will compete against your bills.

We work hard and we play hard means this.Your inbox and your liver will suffer a beating in this post.

Must be able to lift 20 pounds means this.You probably do not need this work; it is just our way to reject disabled candidates.

Must have reliable transport means this.You sink a third of your salary into driving the car you need for this job.

We are an innovative employer means this.Our office computers still run Windows XP or use old Macs.