Skip to main content

Worst Bodily Functions Ranked

By Every Day Story18 items
Share

About this list

We all know everybody poops, but that doesn't mean we want to. Some bodily functions are just too gross to discuss, even with close friends. Letting a fart rip in a packed elevator is humiliating - is the smell or the shame worse? Sneezing more than twice in a library is a mortifying experience. And pooping in someone else's bathroom on a first date? That's a swipe left. Which bodily functions make you feel like a disgusting human being?

Crowd-ranked
Anything
updating live18 items
  • 1
    Vomiting
    Anything
    🔥 1,582 up · 251 down
  • 2
    Diarrhea-ing
    Anything
    🔥 1,486 up · 238 down
  • 3
    Defecating
    Anything
    🔥 769 up · 515 down
  • 4
    Snot Bubbling
    Anything
    🔥 714 up · 491 down
  • 5
    Menstruating
    Anything
    🔥 649 up · 706 down
  • 6
    Farting
    Anything
    🔥 516 up · 642 down
  • 7
    Ear Wax Clogging
    Anything
    🔥 421 up · 577 down
  • 8
    Eye Gooping
    Anything
    🔥 415 up · 572 down▲ 1 above editor
  • 9
    Drooling
    Anything
    🔥 433 up · 594 down▼ 1 below editor
  • 10
    Sweating
    Anything
    🔥 422 up · 615 down
  • 11
    Burping
    Anything
    🔥 309 up · 610 down
  • 12
    Nose Bleeding
    Anything
    🔥 273 up · 594 down
  • 13
    Snoring
    Anything
    🔥 264 up · 602 down▲ 1 above editor
  • 14
    Coughing
    Anything
    🔥 276 up · 622 down▼ 1 below editor
  • 15
    Sneezing
    Anything
    🔥 211 up · 576 down
  • 16
    Urinating
    Anything
    🔥 202 up · 582 down
  • 17
    Hiccupping
    Anything
    🔥 155 up · 614 down
  • 18
    Yawning
    Anything
    🔥 62 up · 673 down

Comments (0)

Join the conversation

Sign in to share your take and reply to others.

First take? Share what stood out to you.

More like this